Saturday, May 3, 2008

The Weather

I'm going to get all Jerry Seinfeld on you and state, "What is the deal with the Weather Men?"


It has rained and snowed since the beginning of time. So why do weather men make such a HUGE deal over rain and snow? The way they present it is like it's the end of the world!


They spew such cautionary words about the rain and snow, like we all just climbed out of Matt Lauer's ass and discovered a new world of things that pour from the sky.. "And watch out for the rain today... actually the rain all weekend! Make sure you grab your umbrellas and drive slowly through these torrential downpours!"


Wake me up when there's a monsoon in New Jersey. That will capture my interest.

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