Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Shocking Revelation #1 - Music

I was heavily involved in music growing up. I played the flute/piccolo, dabbled with piano and trumpet, and sang in chorus. Instead of listening to the sounds of the 90’s, I worshiped the pioneers of rock n’ roll. I frequented Broadway musicals and performed in a dance routine in my high school’s talent show.

Thus, my shocking revelation: I am not a music lover. I believe that I immersed myself in musical programs to feed my compulsive need for achievement.

I am not knocking musicians or music in general. Having experienced what it’s like to play and write music, I appreciate the talent that most musicians possess. I think that a musical background is a positive influence on children and that it enhances certain aspects of their knowledge and personality.

With that being said, here are some thoughts I have about today’s music:

*I do not like going to concerts unless it’s a concert that features a “legend.”
Legends I have seen: David Gilmore, Lou Reed, Pete Townsend
Musicians whom I consider to be a legend: Paul McCartney, Robert Plant, Bob Dylan

*I am conflicted as to whether Madonna is a musician or not, however I consider her to be a legend.

*Britney Spears is neither a musician nor a legend. I will admit that some of her “tunes” are catchy.

*I do not gain anything from listening to an album cover-to-cover. When I say that I like a song, and someone responds with, “That’s a great album,” consider the meaningful part of the conversation over.

*After listening to Bob Dylan at a very young age, I was thoroughly convinced that there was something mentally wrong with him.

*Over past five years, songs that are included in the rock/alternative genre sound painfully alike. The same goes for hip hop and R&B.

In conclusion: Was I/Am I living a lie or just getting old? Let’s find out in 10 years.